If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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