I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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