Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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