I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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