how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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