I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor