hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's never too late to be topless.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.