Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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