I want to walk on stilts...naked
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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