i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Someone signed my nipple.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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