My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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