OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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