my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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