Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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