what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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