Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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