There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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