Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN