I am in a vortex of obligation.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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