so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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