office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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