garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
