Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
MIDGETS
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Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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