Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
This is my gift to your gina
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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