Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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