Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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