We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I got inside last night via doggy door
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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