My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He passed out mid-signature
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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