Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
