you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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