im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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