That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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