ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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