I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
whose parrot is this?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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