I'm jealous of your bromance
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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