ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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