have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
