just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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