I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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