My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
So. Much. Porn.
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