She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Of course I have a pirate flag
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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