Heybabeimwearingurpanties
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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