This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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