It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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