I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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