whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
