Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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