do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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