Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Couch. On fire.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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