I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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