All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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