so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
