I want to have your abortion
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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