Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
